1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
2. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
3. Dogs don't criticize.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. Dogs never expect gifts.
6. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives.
7. You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hrs. a day.
8. Dogs don't cry.
9. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
10. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
11. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late - the later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
12. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
13. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
14. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
15. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
16. A dog's parents never visit.