It's okay. .. I'm still billing the client.
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
I was working smarter, not harder.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I'm in the management training program.
Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
Thanks a lot! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broke....
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lenses without hands.
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