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One Liners Part II

How do you make Windows go faster? Throw it harder!

IRS: Income Reduction Service

Upgrade definition: Take the OLD bugs out, Put new ones in!

Around here, we do PRECISION guess work!

Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.

I'd give you a piece of my mind, but it's my last one!

Some things must be believed to be seen ...

Childish Games: Those at which your spouse beats you.

USE YOUR BRAIN It's the little things in life that count.

If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side.

News Flash!! Fotomat just burned down, no film at 11.

Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!

Everything should be as simple as possible, but no simpler. a Einstein

... Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose

... Man with closed mouth gathers no foot!


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