...TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside -- I just
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
..about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the
middle of next week!"
"Because I said so, that's why!"
"Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
...how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would
you listen then?"
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times -- don't
...THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
...about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"