A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and
went straight to the mail box.
She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in
the house. A little later she came out of her house and again
went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she
came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then
slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions
the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer
keeps giving me a message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"