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Children's Answers to
Sunday School Questions

Ok, confess, what did you get wrong as a kid? It amazes me what children think they hear! Have a look at these answers from Church School questions asked in the UK. 1.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

2.The fifth commandment is "Humour thy father and mother."

3.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.

4.When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.

5.Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.

6.Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.

7.The Pope lives in a vacuum.

8.Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.

9.The patron saint of travellers is St. Francis of the sea sick.

10.Iran is the Bible of Moslems.

11.A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.

12.The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.

13.The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

14.It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.

15.God told Joseph to take Mary, and Jesus, and flea, to Egypt.

16.Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...

17.And lead us not into Thames Station...


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