Here are some bumper stickers that are fun reading. Got a good bumper sticker not included? Email me and I'll add it.
I still miss my Ex, but my aim is improving!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
All generalizations are false.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
Rehab is for quitters.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
All men are idiots, and I married their King!
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
Wink, I'll do the rest!
No Radio - Already Stolen.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Few women admit their age; few men act it!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
Which came first? The woman or the department store?
LAWYER: A cat who settles a dispute between 2 mice.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Forget about World Peace.
Visualize Using Your Turn Signal.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.